Back when I was in high school, I heard a Jeff Foxworthy CD once. He had this “you might be a redneck if” routine. We resemble one of his comments: “If the directions to your house include ‘turn off the paved road’, you might be a redneck.”
What if the road — the county road, not our driveway, mind you — has weeds growing down the middle? And you can tell that the county maintainer has been by recently because there are fewer, and shorter, weeds than before?
Yeah, but the utility poles compromise your red-neck status :)
True story:
Somebody called up our the office of our local MLA (provincial politician) asking for the number for the SPCA. They then explained that they were worried about the rabbits eating the grass on the Valley Road…