Slate has an article about last night’s coverage of the race. Among others, they made this observation:
7:52 p.m., CBS: I can’t wait till Dan Rather starts to get tired. As I remember from 2000, fatigue makes him folksy. I still remember him at around 1 a.m. that night, when the vote flipped back to Gore again, saying something like, “Well, I’ll be a coon on a red-hot skillet!” He’s nowhere near that point yet, but he did just tell Bob Schieffer, “Don’t taunt the alligator until after you cross the creek.”
The first time or two I hear one of these little Ratherisms, I chuckle a little. After that, I want to say “Shut Up, Dan!”. About the fourth time, the channel gets changed, or the TV gets shut off and I go back to the BBC. Because half of his “folksy sayings” make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Especially when he’s tired.
hey – don’t shake a rattle snake if you don’t like the sound it makes…
oh, and don’t squeeze the bear if you can’t jump the pond.
Thanks Marty — we had a good chuckle about squeezing a bear :-)
glad you liked them. words to live by. One more – never, ever sign a prostate exam reciprical agreement with
a monkey.
A releated website: http://www.ratherisms.com/
Terah