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Small Town Festivals

Just over a week ago, Threshing Days took place in my hometown (population: 550). Yes, the event that causes the town’s population to swell to many times its normal levels for a few days.

This year, I had no camera with me. So you will not see a photo of the line of 1930-era tractors at the bank drive-through window, unfortunately.

However, I did have my camera with me previous years, so I’ll be posting some photos here soon.

So what can you do at Threshing Days? Well, here are some of my favorites:

  • Admire the 24-ton flywheel on a large Diesel engine. (Or the engine itself, weighing 25 tons). Yes, they actually fire up this thing every year.
  • Walk through the house that originally stood on my parents’ farm, and was owned by my great-grandfather.
  • Visit the one-room schoolhouse that my uncle attended. Maybe even sit in some of the original chairs.
  • Admire some of the old tractors (some of them steam-powered). These are monstrous machines. Very impressive.
  • Eat some traditional Russian Mennonite food (the best part!). Or settle for some funnel cakes.
  • Watch the parade down Main Street (length of parade route: about 2/3 mile. length of Main St.: 1 mile).
  • See the tractor tug-of-wars, tractor races, or (my favorite) the slow tractor races. Last one over the finish line without stalling wins.
  • Watch a threshing crew in action, using a historic threshing machine and old tractors to power it.
  • See how to bake in a brick oven, then sample the result.
  • See the scale model house my grandfather built.
  • Hear stories of small town life 100 years ago.

Journalists and Prejudice

Journalists have been a vital part of American society for quite some time. They have outed government corruption and exposed Americans to stories that would have otherwise gone unknown. Some of the journalists I admire most include Daniel Schorr, Edward R. Murrow, Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, and Walter Cronkite.

There are some interesting patterns in this list. Most of these people challenged prevailing “common knowledge” about the way things were in the world. Murrow, for instance, helped defeat McCarthyism. They all took risks, often risking their own lives to get vital, real stories out. Also, not one of them is under 60 years old, and in fact, most are either dead or in the 80+ range. They all had their moments of widest fame before I was born.

Today I am reflecting on the American media after watching the special on Peter Jennings last night. I am not usually very positive about the American media. I don’t think (in general) that the mainstream media is biased, but rather that it is stupid and useless. Seeing headlines about rescued cats, celebrity trials, and which celebrity is hawking which religion tends to make a person dismiss the media outlets that run these headlines.

Where do I get most of my news? NPR, Google, and BBC. Occasionally from the New York Times, Washington Post, Deutsche Welle, CSPAN, and various British newspapers. I find these sources actually provide, well, news. Sometimes even a useful investigation, and I don’t mean the “on your side” investigations about the mechanic that ripped someone off for $20.

Seeing clips of Peter Jennings’ reports showed me something. This was a person, working for a mainstream news organization (owned by Disney, no less) that actually did get real, relevant news out there. He covered the genocide in Bosnia to an impressive degree.

I guess sometimes I forget that the mainstream media occasionally does get it right. I must remember that there are good people out there, even working for TV news organizations, that are dedicated in the same way that Daniel Schorr was.

Though it will be really hard to keep this in mind when watching Fox News.

Peter Jennings and America

I’m a little confused.

I watched the first half of ABC’s 2-hour special about Peter Jennings tonight. It was an incredible program. Among other things, I saw how Jennings exposed the US State Department ordering its employees to lie by claiming there were not concentration camps in Bosnia, helped expose how the United States government was illegally arming the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia, and how he made sure to show the Arab/Palestinian viewpoint (contrary to US wishes) in his reporting from the middle east. He had other run-ins with official corruption or, at the very least, misleading actions.

Jennings lived and worked in the United States for years — decades, even — as a Canadian citizen. Just a few years ago (2003, I think), he became an American citizen.

What was it that he saw in the United States and its government that made him change his mind? And why did it take him so long?

I’m often cynical about our government. Just this week we learn how the federal government is squandering our tax money with pork-barrel spending in the highway bill. The number of times that government officials have lied and misled the American people and the world, and even violated American law, is staggering. And it has happened with people from both parties.

I believe that this country has never really lived up to the great dream embodied in the Declaration of Independence. We have, over the course of our history, systematically and intentionally deprived entire groups of the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness: Native Americans, blacks, poor people, Japanese, women, conscientious objectors to war, Germans, and the list goes on. When I hear our presidents talking about how the United States has always been a land of freedom, I cringe.

What is it that made Peter Jennings want to be a part of it? What is it that I’m missing? And why did it take him so long to arrive at the conclusion he eventually did?

We can, of course, look to a great many people across the globe that have less freedom than we do, and be grateful for the rights and privileges we enjoy. But Canadians don’t likely rank among those that are stifled by authoritarian regimes.

Quiet Midwesterner or Galactic Warrior?

Terah and I have become big fans of the SciFi channel series Stargate SG-1. It’s an excellent show.

But there’s something uncanny — one of the characters on the show, Jacob Carter, closely resembles a person I used to work for, Marty Morrow. I notice this every time Jacob Carter appears on Stargate SG-1. Is it a coincidence? Maybe. You decide!

Jacob Carter Marty Morrow
Often home late from work due to life-threating situations with murderous aliens Often home late from work due to meetings with venture capitalists
Recurring character on popular Sci-Fi series Recurring character in popular Indiana startups
Uses interstellar communication devices Has a blog
Visits Earth periodically Visits Nebraska periodically
Fearlessly attacks the Goa’uld (evil aliens) Fearlessly attacks foosball tables
Pet peeve: stargate malfunctions delay trip to another planet Pet peeve: waiting on the tarmac at airports
11 letters in name 11 letters in name
Friends crack jokes about his lack of hair Employees crack jokes about his lack of hair

Now On Sale…

Here are some quotes from the Special of the Week over at Walter Drake:

“Bell rings 5 strokes short of margin stop!”

“Weighs under 11 lbs.!”

Yes, that’s right, they’re selling a manual typewriter for the low, low price of $150! And the bell rings a whole 5 strokes in advance! I bet last year’s model only rang 4 strokes early!

(Thanks, Cliff, for mentioning Walter Drake and getting me curious)

At Sprint, We Hang Up On You Automatically

So my Sprint saga isn’t over…

July 5: Sprint’s website says our contract expired last October. Sprint’s e-mail customer service confirms that they have noted this in our account, even though Sprint phone people have several different answers.

Later that week, we switch to Cingular and the Sprint account gets canceled.

July 18: I call Sprint to make sure that we weren’t charged a fee. First attempt, got hung up on before I even spoke to a live person.

Called back, this person said that we weren’t charged the fee, and we paid off the remaining balance on the account. This should be the last we ever pay to Sprint.

Today, July 30: A bill for $166.33 arrives from Sprint.

10:30PM: I call Sprint. The computer claims the Sprint phone number I entered is invalid, but eventually lets me talk to a person in the customer support dept. That person eventually agrees that there’s a problem, and transferrs me to the “refunds department.” I get a recording saying that Sprint Financial Services closed at 9PM.

10:40PM: I call back, and manage to convince the automated system to let me talk to someone in the billing department. This person also agrees that I shouldn’t have been charged the fee, and adds a “high-priority note” to the account noting this, but is powerless to actually remove the charge from my bill. He — surprise — transferrs me to a different department.

But actually, he just transferred me to a new computerized menu. This one features a male voice, so we know it is Different somehow. It also completely refuses to accept my Sprint number, but it says that it will just have to let me talk to an operator. 5 seconds later, it hung up on me. No operator.

One would think that a telephone company would be able to correctly route more than 25% of calls to customer service.

I am so glad we switched away from this company.