Someone on the Haskell Cafe mailing list pointed out the Haskell humor page on the wiki. Here are a few snippets:

<shapr> In my experience, Flash is mostly used as the hi-tek replacement for <BLINK>

”sigfpe”: Haskell is so strict about type safety that randomly generated snippets of code that successfully typecheck are likely to do something useful, even if you’ve no idea what that useful thing is.