Back when I was in high school, I heard a Jeff Foxworthy CD once. He had this "you might be a redneck if" routine. We resemble one of his comments: "If the directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road', you might be a redneck."
What if the road -- the county road, not our driveway, mind you -- has weeds growing down the middle? And you can tell that the county maintainer has been by recently because there are fewer, and shorter, weeds than before?
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Sat, 06.09.2008 01:00
Anything is fixable in the sam e sense that any turing compli ant programming language can d o what any other TC lang [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 22:14
Sarah has her doctor, the doct or is in Wasilla, AK, which is 810 miles away from Junuea, w here she lives in the Go [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 16:22
Anything is fixable. It might be hard, but it is doable. Every country has its problem s, too. There is no pan [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 14:38
I always find it funny reading or hearing people talk about how one side (e.g. Republicans ) are all talk but don't [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 02:07
Republicans give lip service t o freedom and liberty but usua lly deliver a fascist form of socialism. Democrats tal [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 00:43
First off, you mentioned "the Republicans know that their po licies aren't working" which i sn't actually true. The [...]
Fri, 05.09.2008 00:00
Though I ride to work in nothi ng like hurricane winds, I hav e been using an electric bike and it really helps figh [...]
Thu, 04.09.2008 21:23
Except that the Democrats aren 't talking about ending war, t hey are just looking to shift focus from Iraq to Afgha [...]