Humor

• you ever say "depending on the traffic" when estimating how long it takes to get somewhere


• you never say "but I can't come if the road is muddy" when estimating how long it takes to get somewhere


• you never say "but it'll be later if I get stuck behind a tractor" when estimating how long it takes to get somewhere


• you have known some of your neighbors for less than 20 years


• no random strangers give you a (friendly!) wave as you drive down the road


• you think "the road" is an ambiguous phrase


• mail addressed just to "Your Name, Town" might not get to you as fast as usual


• you can't remember what church someone goes to


• you'd never consider someone that lives 2 miles away to be a neighbor


• you think an auger is something unpleasant at the dentist's office


• you think "imporoving your irrigation" means buying a $2 attachment for your garden hose


• you think "your beans are weird" is probably an indecent joke


• you wouldn't be seriously insulted if someone told you "your beans are weird"


• when looking for a house, it never occured to you to avoid the highway so you don't get so many comments about whether or not your crop's rows are straight


• you have no idea where your nearest gravel supplier is


• you don't have to install anything on your roof before you can watch TV


• you think a lagoon is something from Scooby-Doo


• when driving down the road, you can't identify some of the crops alongside it


• you've never driven down a road with crops next to it


• your indoor plumbing still works when the electricity is off
  alternative test for Amish: the nearest phone is less than a mile away


• you moved to the area from out of state last week, and you haven't met any distant relatives (or at least made any distant connections) yet


• when people refer to "the Old Country", you wonder which country they mean


• families whose native language isn't English have probably lived in the United States for less than 100 years where you live


• something more than 30 years old would never be considered "new"


• you know less than 10 that can remember a time when electric service wasn't available in the area


• you've never lamented the invention of touch-tone dialing, since you don't miss getting updates on the local news from the operator


• when doing genealogy research, you start somewhere other than the church archives


• when someone suggests having dinner together, you ask "at which restaurant?" instead of "your place or mine?"


• "at which restaurant" isn't a stupid question where you live because there's more than one good choice within 20 miles


• less than half of the radio stations in your area have a noontime ag report


• your high school sports teams have winning seasons periodically


• your graduating class had more than 25 people


• you think "the fifth grade teacher" is ambiguous because there are several 5th grade teachers at the local elementary school


• you don't think traffic is heavy if there's someone ahead of you at the stop sign


• you don't think that the mere presence of stop signs is a scary indicator of urban sprawl


• as you stroll through a parking lot, there's a car you don't recognize


• fresh horse droppings on the road might cause the city to send out a street cleaning team


• you have no connections with people that can give you a discount on beef because it was alive on their farm last week

Sunny/Dark: 2/10
drY/Gross: 3/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 2/10
Active/Passive: 5/10

You are a SYT--Sunny Dry Traditional. This makes you a Sophisticate.

You like conservative humor -- implied rather than explicit, and a well- timed eyebrow raise rather than a punchline. You're exactly the right kind of funny a well-bred hostess would want at her functions. You might be Jewish.

You're not afraid of a risque joke -- you just don't often make them. This means that people may keep it squeaky clean around you, and that when you do work blue it's super too so funny.

You're like Jon Stewart on that fake cover of the public domain Victorian erotica textbook in the back of America. You should get that book. You'll think it's funny as hell.

You might like The Daily Show, Remember Wenn and when Hamlet says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" You would snigger thyself all the way to the buttery bar.

Of the 11502 people who have taken this quiz, 26.3 % are this type.

Your Active humor score of 5/10 means you're a yellow dash of comedy down the middle of the humorous road. You prefer to listen than to be the center of attention, inserting funny observations and comments rather than driving the herd. That's cool. Just remember that the quantity of funny you provide tends to make people think you're up to something.